Have you ever had the misfortune of calling someone else your wife? I did this yesterday and thank God, I called this only on chat otherwise, you know what could have happened 
It all started when I got an email that my wife had joined facebook. Me, being in Lahore thought that she must be online right now so it is a good time to chat with her. I instantly added her in Google Chat from my Google Mail and saw that she was waqa’ee online.
I opened the chat window and started conversation in my usual way like ‘oey, kya ho raha hey’. The response I got was a bit strange. Response was ‘I am a bit busy right now, will talk to you later‘ and something like: ‘yeh tarz-e-takhatub kutch ajeeb nahi thaa‘. I was a bit surprised at this reaction so I pinged her again and I got the response saying ‘I am busy, will talk to you later‘. I thought what is this going on and called my wife on phone. She told me that she never replied to anything, in fact she said that she didn’t even open the chat window to chat with me. I was left stunned at all this. Anyway, I came back to my seat and tried to investigate a little further and what I found out was amusing to say the least.
The name of my wife starts with ‘S’ and her father’s name is Rafiq so her initials are like “srafiq”. The person with whom I was chatting had initials like ‘srafique’ as well. After digging down this thing a little further, I came to know that the person whom I was chatting with was ‘Salman Rafique’ aka Fifu, an old colleague at Ultimus and a very good friend. And when I told him that I was thinking him to be my wife, he was like:
